Mar 11, 2005

Joke of Nortel

This joke is about Nortel.. where Tuna works.. he sent me this morning.. I can smell how his hatred, ignorance feeling to his Corp (right Tuna? :)
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--A guy goes to Nortel Networks to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in the Canadian Armed Forces for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
employment" and then the interviewer asks, "Are you disabled in any
way?"
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my
testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours
are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.
then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M."
"This is a Nortel Networks job" the interviewer says. "For the first two
hours we sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in
early for that!!!!"
Now switch Nortel Networks with "a Government Services" job, that was the original joke.

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